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Offhand Journal Comic by inkblort
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This is a little out of date now -- I'm still recovering but getting close to normal again! It's been really annoying to work around, but on the bright side, now I know how to wash a bowl with one hand really poorly.

Technical term for this thing is cubital tunnel syndrome... similar to carpal, but for the nerve responsible for your funny bone. Don't lean on your elbows all day!

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Never heard of him by inkblort
Never heard of him
It drives me crazy when people comment "Who?" or "Never heard of them. Why does this matter?" and so on after an article about a person. Don't care who they are? Nothing wrong with that! But to act like anyone you haven't heard of is insignificant is pretty fucking stupid.

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Derek Achoy
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Current Residence: Canada

NEWFANGLED DEATH is ow available in eBook ($2.99 USD) and print ($6.99 USD)! Please visit the newly opened to see your buying options!

Description: A volume of sad/strange/silly stories featuring weirdos and sweethearts, immobile birds and neglectful planets, all flavoured with a loving dash of death.

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kaorinchan Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi Mr. Blort! Hope you're doing well :)
JKandrew Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
y u no do teh subcultured anymore? :\
inkblort Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That was a fun series, but ages ago now! Honestly, I had something in the works a couple years back, but lost interest in animation in general.
Ammathorn Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Derek how've you been? I work for the government now.
inkblort Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bad, then good. Cool! How are you liking it? Are you a secret agent?
Ammathorn Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
Totally! i was hired by the government to cover up the giant U-bbhldsalabhlashblsdhlllllllllllllllllllll (shot in the head)
inkblort Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dammit! I was so close to accomplishing my life's mission of infiltrating your government!
TumblingTortoises Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Professional General Artist
inkblort Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
C: no problem!
TumblingTortoises Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Professional General Artist
Hey, I found a picture of some relatives of yours [link]
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