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About Varied / Hobbyist Derek AchoyMale/Canada Group :iconjowls-the-turtle: Jowls-The-Turtle
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"Profoundly Swami." says Leo Tolstoy's ribcage.

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I can finally draw a little bit again! And hold a jam jar high above my head! So the two things I missed doing the most are coming back.

I'm still pretty limited in what I can do. These are still old comics that I'm posting up. But I might be finally getting out of this armless hell!

Mundane story time: I can also drive short distances now, so I took my car in for an overdue oil change. They said it would take an hour, so I thought I might take the bus home if it were coming soon. Luck would have it, it was just arriving, so I hopped on!

The bus drove for a while, about halfway home, and then stopped in a plaza which also serves as a bus terminal. We idled there for five or ten minutes... and then the bus went back in the direction I came from. So sad. 



Derek Achoy
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Current Residence: Canada

NEWFANGLED DEATH is ow available in eBook ($2.99 USD) and print ($6.99 USD)! Please visit the newly opened to see your buying options!

Description: A volume of sad/strange/silly stories featuring weirdos and sweethearts, immobile birds and neglectful planets, all flavoured with a loving dash of death.

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kaorinchan Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi Mr. Blort! Hope you're doing well :)
JKandrew Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
y u no do teh subcultured anymore? :\
inkblort Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
That was a fun series, but ages ago now! Honestly, I had something in the works a couple years back, but lost interest in animation in general.
Ammathorn Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012
Derek how've you been? I work for the government now.
inkblort Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Bad, then good. Cool! How are you liking it? Are you a secret agent?
Ammathorn Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
Totally! i was hired by the government to cover up the giant U-bbhldsalabhlashblsdhlllllllllllllllllllll (shot in the head)
inkblort Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Dammit! I was so close to accomplishing my life's mission of infiltrating your government!
TumblingTortoises Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Professional General Artist
inkblort Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
C: no problem!
TumblingTortoises Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Professional General Artist
Hey, I found a picture of some relatives of yours [link]
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